chloro 

Another word for weed

guy 1: yo what you smoking over there?
guy 2: some chloro, dude you want some?
guy 1: yea sure bro

chloro by rosaparksshouldacalledshotgun August 14, 2018

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium 

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium, or TP-MeMgCl, or 2-thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride is made from 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. It's a grignard reagent and an intermediate that can be reacted with acetonitrile to form TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone). Then Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Average mass
156.916 Da
Monoisotopic mass
155.965088 Da

Tony: I synthesized Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium by reacting 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene with magnesium turnings in diethyl ether. I replaced the diethyl ether with dibutyl ether and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone)

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Chloro Phil 

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

.............

There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

Chloro Phil by gnostic3 April 24, 2020

Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

Benzyl chloride

Benzyl chloride (BnCl) is a molecule that is a used to make pharmaceuticals and can also be used to make Phenyl-2-Propanone. Benzyl chloride is synthesized from toluene (benzyl hydride) by chlorination with TCCA (trichloroisocyanuric acid, pool chlorine) in sunlight with lithium bromide as a catalyst. The lithium bromide makes it so that you get benzyl chloride in hours instead of days. Phenyl-2-Propanone is synthesized by adding benzyl chloride in diethyl ether (or even better, dibutyl ether for higher yield) and adding magnesium turnings. You make benzyl magnesium chloride. Then you react it with acetonitrile and then do a hydrochloric acid work-up to get Phenyl-2-Propanone.

Properties
Chemical formula
C7H7Cl
Molar mass
126.58 g·mol−1
Appearance
Colorless to slightly yellow, toxic liquid
Odor
Pungent, aromatic
Density
1.100 g/cm3
Melting point
−39 °C (−38 °F; 234 K)
Boiling point
179 °C (354 °F; 452 K)
Solubility in water
very slightly soluble (0.05% at 20 °C)
Solubility
soluble in ethanol, diethyl ether, chloroform, CCl4
miscible in organic solvents
Vapor pressure
1 mmHg (20 °C)

Hazards
Occupational safety and health (OHS/OSH):
Main hazards
Poisonous and carcinogenic; lachrymator

I reacted toluene (benzyl hydride, paint thinner) with TCCA (trichloroisocyanuric acid, pool chlorine) in sunlight with lithium bromide catalyst and got benzyl chloride in a matter of hours.

Benzyl chloride by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022

Sodium Chloride 

What Jimmy Neutron calls normal table salt

Jimmy: Just some sodium chloride.
Skeet: Dude, it's called salt
Jimmy: That's what I said, sodium chloride

Sodium Chloride by R O O S T E R February 25, 2018

Chlorine Bath 

When, in the summertime, instead of having a regular shower in your bathroom you jump in a chlorine-filled pool to disinfect yourself from the sweat and sunscreen that you've accumulated on your body since the last time you had a shower.

Person 1:"Yo Mon, you going upstairs to have a shower or what?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I'm gunna go have a chlorine bath. I like the way my hair curls after one anyways."

Person 1:"You smell really..clean. Did you have a chlorine bath?"
Person 2:"Yes actually I did, right in my own backyard!"

Chlorine Bath by MonMon de BonBon July 14, 2010