"Turdslingers" are a group of people, cult, street
gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans,
Converse, Vans and T-shirts from Hot Topic.
They tend to have weird custom made
belt buckles and ride fixed
gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.
They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.
They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.
They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read
manga. They typically play card games and board games.
They often *refrain* from using
alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.
They often play retro and handheld console
video games and form LAN Parties.
They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic
book & Star Trek conventions.
They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.
They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.
They
like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.
They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.
Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his
father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.
