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Corona Zone 

When practicing social distancing, the space needed between folks to avoid being infected with Coronavirus (covid-19).
Dude, step back you're invading my corona zone...a little more...more...okay, you're good now.

Also known as spray zone, spit zone or splatter zone

corona zoned 

The new cockblock of 2020 due to the quarantine situation during the coronavirus outbreak.When a girl you trying to have sex with won't meet with you purely out of fear that she might get infected with the virus.
1: -Maaaaaane fuck that ho Olivia she corona zoned me when I asked her out
2: -what'd you expect bruv?them hoes be paranoid they might catch the virus or something when sucking on you

Coronazoned 

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.
1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
Coronazoned by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronaloner 

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

Coronaloner 

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
Coronaloner by cheffykins March 31, 2020