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Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019
Related Words
Swolk swole Swoll swol swollen swoke swalk swock Swolemate Swole Patrol

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
Cute bean derg who loves spaghetti noodles and boops. Give her all of the boops. Can be found on discord in her wacky art server. Also has a youtube channel. Associated with Satyto.
Solkkamal is such a bean, her animations are amazing.
Solkkamal by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020
A Valconphrina who doesnt like to fly. Solkkamal likes to be around satyto. She animates and draws, has a youtube channel and a discord server.
Damn, solkkamal is good at animating. You should check out her youtube channel, Solkkamal.
Solkkamal by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020
A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.
Look at that swolito! He just did ten sets of curls .
Swolito by Hellas82 December 28, 2016

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.
Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!
Swole Body by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018