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lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Goose Button 

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
Goose Button by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018

No Chill Button 

No Chill Button is reference made to nochillbutton.com. Nochillbutton.com is a website where people are not expected to chill out but express whatever is on their minds without reservation of political correctness.
"Yo homey, I got no chill button on what you saying right there so cool out with that!" or "That meme you posted is not funny at all, I just hit the nochillbutton.com on that weak meme fam!"
No Chill Button by FuntimeFrankie January 22, 2019

Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007

youtube dislike button 

a really useful tool that youtube decided to remove because they are stupid
youtube dislike button was removed! I want to know how to draw owls but I don't know which tutorial is good!
youtube dislike button by daaaleeeed December 11, 2021

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013