Tarnation!! You'll like beer and women and old country
music. Nascar holds a special place in your heart and getting out of
school to plow the feilds is an acceptable excuse. 'Cause
hell, you are extreemly proud and you know the south is gunna rise again. We get bad reps cause our teeth are worse than the Brittish and we have a third grade education, but sheeit, who needs hygiene and books when you got a shotgun, right?