Tarnation!! You'll like beer and women and old country music. Nascar holds a special place in your heart and getting out of school to plow the feilds is an acceptable excuse. 'Cause hell, you are extreemly proud and you know the south is gunna rise again. We get bad reps cause our teeth are worse than the Brittish and we have a third grade education, but sheeit, who needs hygiene and books when you got a shotgun, right?
The act of inserting an open bottle of whiskey into the anus of a person doing a handstand. The person then rights themself while people take shots out of the now whiskey flowing butthole.
Man, I was so wasted from all those Tennessee back door's last night ... Do I still have shit in my teeth?