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the sushits 

A horrendous case of diarrhea gotten from eating tainted sushi.
He'd only just finished his California roll, but already Jim could feel it coming: an e. coli-flavored rumbling that promised to leave him squatting over the can all night long. It was, no doubt, the sushits.
the sushits by Igglebix September 26, 2005
Related Words
bad sushi. sushi that is below par. sub-standard sushi.
I was really craving some sushi, but since I couldn't find a decent Japanese restaurant, I ended up with some supermarket sushit instead.
sushit by PicChickCT June 3, 2009
bad sushi; typically made with poor quality fish or other ingredients
Lorna: Wow, I'm never going to that restaurant again, all they serve is sushit!
sushit by lucretiaaa July 20, 2010

SushiSUSHI 

A silly nickname to tell someone who is acting sus, or sometimes can used as a nickname given to someone who is silly, funny, or/and kind.
Liby: I just bought a ticket to my favorite band!
Cocoa: Oh! I love that band, too bad I can't buy anything.
Liby: Here, you can have mine.
Cocoa: Seriously!? Thanks SushiSUSHI
SushiSUSHI by Ghostex7536 May 13, 2021
That dreaded dump you take after eating a meal of sushi.
Username1: Hey wassup?
Username2: nmu
1: same
2: cool
1: brb, gotta take a sushit
2: okay, I'll log back in in 2 hours

John: Ugh, last night I took the worst sushit ever.
Lisa: That sucks. Want a blowjob?
John: ...
John: Yes
Sushit by Ass Kicka November 21, 2011

Sushiitis 

A specific form of gastroenteritis resulting from the ingestion of sushi which is ridden with bacteria due to unclean preparation and the use of expired ingredients. Symptoms begin with slight gurgling and bloating of the stomach, progressing to profuse diarrhoea and vomiting. Sushiitis onsets at precisely 8 hours post-ingestion and ceases at 48 hours post-ingestion. The recovery process is unable to be hastened, however it may be facilitiated with a brief visit to an emergency department for intravenous fluids, anti-emetics, and a cuddle from a nurse.
Lunch: sushi

8 hours pass

Tummy: "grrrrrrrrgle"....diarrhoea......vomit.

Sushi-eater: "oh no! It's sushiitis! Never again will I eat sushi!"
Sushiitis by etak_kate August 31, 2011