I was really craving some sushi, but since I couldn't find a decent Japanese restaurant, I ended up with some supermarket sushit instead.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Lorna: Wow, I'm never going to that restaurant again, all they serve is sushit!

Username1: Hey wassup?
Username2: nmu
1: same
2: cool
1: brb, gotta take a sushit
2: okay, I'll log back in in 2 hours

John: Ugh, last night I took the worst sushit ever.
Lisa: That sucks. Want a blowjob?
John: ...
John: Yes

seriously, I don't think I can go out anymore. I think I'm coming down with a case of the sushits.

I'm not eating that sushit I want beans and toast

After Josh's birthday party at an all you can eat Sushi restaurant Mike took a sushit so large it tore his perineum.