Sushiitis 

A specific form of gastroenteritis resulting from the ingestion of sushi which is ridden with bacteria due to unclean preparation and the use of expired ingredients. Symptoms begin with slight gurgling and bloating of the stomach, progressing to profuse diarrhoea and vomiting. Sushiitis onsets at precisely 8 hours post-ingestion and ceases at 48 hours post-ingestion. The recovery process is unable to be hastened, however it may be facilitiated with a brief visit to an emergency department for intravenous fluids, anti-emetics, and a cuddle from a nurse.

Lunch: sushi

8 hours pass

Tummy: "grrrrrrrrgle"....diarrhoea......vomit.

Sushi-eater: "oh no! It's sushiitis! Never again will I eat sushi!"

Sushiitis by etak_kate August 31, 2011

the sushits 

A horrendous case of diarrhea gotten from eating tainted sushi.

He'd only just finished his California roll, but already Jim could feel it coming: an e. coli-flavored rumbling that promised to leave him squatting over the can all night long. It was, no doubt, the sushits.

the sushits by Igglebix September 26, 2005

sushilitist 

1. someone who thinks that their affinity for raw fish and seaweed somehow makes them superior to you.
2. someone who thinks they are infinitely knowledgeable about sushi

That yuppie is such a sushilitist, he thinks that sushi is the only acceptable form of food.

sushilitist by JD January 1, 2005

Sushiicide 

The act an Angel Fish takes to voluntarily and intentionally end its own life. Most all acts are carried out in the same manner...a final leap from a clear plastic cup followed by an agonizing drying phase on a hard, dry surface.

I’m sorry son, but Scout is dead. It seems that he couldn’t go on any longer so he committed sushiicide.

Sushiicide by OppositeField October 8, 2018

sushits

when you get diarrhea after eating too much sushi.

seriously, I don't think I can go out anymore. I think I'm coming down with a case of the sushits.

sushits by DJ Frustration February 15, 2006

sushiit 

Sushit- A common phrase of the public figure sushii. Sushiit means an idea or activity that sushii would do

"lights off, let's get lit, sushiit"

sushiit by sushii_mane October 10, 2019

Sushiiibae 

Sushiiibae is a streamer and he is very kind towards his fans. Even though people say he steals content he is a goat.

Sushiiibae is a good streamer.

Sushiiibae by TheUKCake November 23, 2020