Sushiitis

A specific form of gastroenteritis resulting from the ingestion of sushi which is ridden with bacteria due to unclean preparation and the use of expired ingredients. Symptoms begin with slight gurgling and bloating of the stomach, progressing to profuse diarrhoea and vomiting. Sushiitis onsets at precisely 8 hours post-ingestion and ceases at 48 hours post-ingestion. The recovery process is unable to be hastened, however it may be facilitiated with a brief visit to an emergency department for intravenous fluids, anti-emetics, and a cuddle from a nurse.

Lunch: sushi

8 hours pass

Tummy: "grrrrrrrrgle"....diarrhoea......vomit.

Sushi-eater: "oh no! It's sushiitis! Never again will I eat sushi!"

by etak_kate August 31, 2011

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A horrendous case of diarrhea gotten from eating tainted sushi.

He'd only just finished his California roll, but already Jim could feel it coming: an e. coli-flavored rumbling that promised to leave him squatting over the can all night long. It was, no doubt, the sushits.

by Igglebix September 26, 2005

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sushilitist

1. someone who thinks that their affinity for raw fish and seaweed somehow makes them superior to you.
2. someone who thinks they are infinitely knowledgeable about sushi

That yuppie is such a sushilitist, he thinks that sushi is the only acceptable form of food.

by JD January 1, 2005

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Sushiicide

The act an Angel Fish takes to voluntarily and intentionally end its own life. Most all acts are carried out in the same manner...a final leap from a clear plastic cup followed by an agonizing drying phase on a hard, dry surface.

I’m sorry son, but Scout is dead. It seems that he couldn’t go on any longer so he committed sushiicide.

by OppositeField October 8, 2018

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