sushist

A very laim and stupid guy who always keeps piking people and tries to flirt with the people who seats at theback and front of him and wants to have kiss with it..

Sushist: you are so hot'''

by thuyj November 24, 2019

the sushits

A horrendous case of diarrhea gotten from eating tainted sushi.

He'd only just finished his California roll, but already Jim could feel it coming: an e. coli-flavored rumbling that promised to leave him squatting over the can all night long. It was, no doubt, the sushits.

by Igglebix September 26, 2005

sushit

bad sushi. sushi that is below par. sub-standard sushi.

I was really craving some sushi, but since I couldn't find a decent Japanese restaurant, I ended up with some supermarket sushit instead.

by PicChickCT June 3, 2009

sushit

bad sushi; typically made with poor quality fish or other ingredients

Lorna: Wow, I'm never going to that restaurant again, all they serve is sushit!

by lucretiaaa July 20, 2010

SushiSUSHI

A silly nickname to tell someone who is acting sus, or sometimes can used as a nickname given to someone who is silly, funny, or/and kind.

Liby: I just bought a ticket to my favorite band!
Cocoa: Oh! I love that band, too bad I can't buy anything.
Liby: Here, you can have mine.
Cocoa: Seriously!? Thanks SushiSUSHI

by Ghostex7536 May 13, 2021

Sushit

That dreaded dump you take after eating a meal of sushi.

Username1: Hey wassup?
Username2: nmu
1: same
2: cool
1: brb, gotta take a sushit
2: okay, I'll log back in in 2 hours

John: Ugh, last night I took the worst sushit ever.
Lisa: That sucks. Want a blowjob?
John: ...
John: Yes

by Ass Kicka November 21, 2011

Sushiitis

A specific form of gastroenteritis resulting from the ingestion of sushi which is ridden with bacteria due to unclean preparation and the use of expired ingredients. Symptoms begin with slight gurgling and bloating of the stomach, progressing to profuse diarrhoea and vomiting. Sushiitis onsets at precisely 8 hours post-ingestion and ceases at 48 hours post-ingestion. The recovery process is unable to be hastened, however it may be facilitiated with a brief visit to an emergency department for intravenous fluids, anti-emetics, and a cuddle from a nurse.

Lunch: sushi

8 hours pass

Tummy: "grrrrrrrrgle"....diarrhoea......vomit.

Sushi-eater: "oh no! It's sushiitis! Never again will I eat sushi!"

by etak_kate August 31, 2011