Kaalan 

I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...

Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019

avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.

1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."

avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

Kaulana 

This girl, shes amazing, her eyes will make you mesmerized. She is what you call your dream girl, and someone with unconditional love and die hard effort to make everything work. if you find her, keep her, for you will never find another like her. She fits every category to be a girlfriend, a wife, and even a caring mother. Shes probably the most goregous thing on planet earth and the competition aint even close. Be careful though, she can easily hypnotize you with her personality and comfortable vibes. From strangers, to friends, to bestfriends, to lovers, shes everything i need

I found my true love, and its Kaulana

Kaulana by 5-year-old August 25, 2011

kialani 

They have a banging body, and they have some weird habits, but they will give you the best sex ever

That girl looks like a Kialani

kialani by Bish_whet2332 May 17, 2016

kaylane 

Kaylane is the sweetest person ever. She’s more like a sister then a best friend . She’s always there for you when you need her. She’s kind, caring , loving. I love her more then anything

Kaylane is the best person

kaylane by Lynchie5555 March 30, 2019

Kealani 

Sexy, smart, and cool. Of hawaiian origin.

Of course, everyone is in love with her.

Everyone wants to be a Kealani these days.

Kealani by shorty8810 June 10, 2009

Kiana Kaslana 

what happens when a esfp and a lesbian reincarnates into a misogynistic incel redditor and a shonen protagonist

Kiana Kaslana (about Mei in a FUCKING wedding dress): In any case how can such a provocative outfit be worn like that without any shame! Really it's Mei Senpai who's the perverted one!
Himeko Murata: SQUID GAMES‼️

Kiana Kaslana by kaebedocanon2021 January 23, 2022