CrashTM 

A Tech-Guru/Twitch-Streamer, From Wisconsin, whos skills are Cryptography, Computer Networking, Computer Architecture, and smoking all your weed! crashtm.org

Lastnight at the party we had a "CrashTM"

CrashTM by CrashTM November 10, 2019

crasthma 

1. crack induced asthma
2. breathing problems due to smoking too much crack

I got crasthma dog, pass me your inhaler.

crasthma by DeanD October 23, 2006

Crashmybrow 

Magical refuge kingdom run by the great Riverhorse I and his tentacle porn wife.

URF URF URF

NARD: Man, NR sure is an asshole.
Fred Ballabio: SANDWICH MAAAAAAN.
Deadeye: FIRE HOSE
Fred Ballabio: ONOFIREHOSE
Awesome guy named Dave: Man this has nothing to do with Crashmybrow at all.

Crashmybrow by Davidov March 23, 2005

Jammy Crashmats 

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

Jammy Crashmats by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

crashmaster 

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

crashmaster by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

Crashturbate 

The act of masturbating too much in a short period of time, causing your penis to hurt, and can no longer/need to masturbate.

When home alone, I usually get carried away and Crashturbate.

Crashturbate by ArcHezus December 11, 2011

Crashtexting 

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

Crashtexting by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016