tonnes 

word used to mean heaps

"that is tonnes good"
"i tonnes love you"
"tonnes of people was at the gig"

tonnes by janwa silly bitch May 14, 2006

tonnes of fun 

a fat person

fat people

tonnes of fun by Petes December 30, 2003

shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012

Tennessee Sobber 

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

Tennessee Sobber by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

Tennessee Boat Launch 

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

Tennessee Boat Launch by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009