Cultivated Carelessness is a pretentious appearance developed by some so-called creative people engaged in Literary, Visual, and Performing Arts. They think of themselves as a bit of a bohemian but are shrewd and diplomatic from the inside.
Before joining an advertising agency, Ajit adopted cultivated carelessness; he grew up beard and hair along with the most weird attires to project himself a copywriter.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).