t-pon 

Short for tampon, a person that sucks ass and is being lame or going big baby. The more current form of douchebag or d-bag.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds like it might be too much for me to handle."
"Shut the fuck up and stop being a T-pon! It's 2008, go big or go home!"

t-pon by NateFYeah May 1, 2008

pon't 

When poon goes bad. There's poon, and then there's pon't.

Michael: Wow look at that. She may be a bitch, but I'd like a sampling of her poon.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.

pon't by pc_michael July 10, 2006

Throw cake in't pond 

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

Throw cake in't pond by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009

Don't let the ponies blind you 

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

Wouldn't you know who won the pony by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

TPONGA 

where a girl plays ping pong with a males balls

she likes tponga

TPONGA by KickYourBrotherInTheThroat November 12, 2018