pastorbait

young boy or men who would attract interest of a predatory priest or clergy man

"Man, that boy is pastorbait, check him out. "

pastorbait by Cleveland Mike January 24, 2012

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

Pastorbation 

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

Pastorbation by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

pastorbation 

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

pastorbation by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Posterbait 

the act of posting a vague statement to Facebook or Twitter that invariably forces friends to respond with comments that beg for more information to explain the backstory of the original post.

She constantly posterbaits from her iphone with comments like "I can't believe that just happened..." Why can't she just say what "it" is to begin with?!?!

Posterbait by Sam Sharpe August 29, 2009

Pastorbate 

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

Pastorbate by The Action. August 23, 2011

pastorbator 

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

pastorbator by MCK73 February 10, 2014