midol 

a medicine only for girls
some call it the pms medicine
it relieves menstrual symptoms
girls love it

Dude get me my midol before i freaking rip your head off

midol by napoleon d May 17, 2005

Midol 

1.)a miracle pill or all them bitches who are pms-ing...
2.)something you tell a guy to take when he is being a straight-up ass hole.
3.) something you wrap up and give to a girl who is a total bitch to show her how much of a bitch she is.

1.) crap, i havnt taken my midol yet, dont make me kill you!
2.)(to a guy) what the hell is your problem? take some midol, man. damn.
3.)have some midol you phsycotic bitch!

Midol by Shubalaskubba April 17, 2006

Midol 

A woman's happy pill. She takes during her period, and the physical transformation from raving bitch-beast to human is simply astounding.

On-Period Woman: *random raving understood only by other menstruating bitch-beasts* *takes Midol* And now I'm human again! Thanks, Midol!

Midol by tenderlumpling August 2, 2008

midol suppository 

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.

Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.

midol suppository by midol man May 18, 2013

American Midol 

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

American Midol by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Take a Midol 

"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)

Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!

Take a Midol by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

malcom bridge middle school by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020