BILL: "Hey Tom, do y'all need any help with the project report?"
TOM: "Nuthanks. Steve an I can take care of it us-selves"
BILL: "Huh?"
TOM: "Huh? Oh sawrry, I'm from Nee Yawk."
v.t.
to smell or huff (an article of clothing, body part, excrement, etc.) to a sexual end.
But Melvin had a deviant, selfish reason for offering to wash his sister's laundry. He knew it would afford him ample opportunity to smelve her panties.
Etymology: smell+shelve