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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception
A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.
Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.
Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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