Pigeoning 

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

Pigeoning by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

pigeoning 

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.

I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.

pigeoning by neverkino October 12, 2020

pigeoning  

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.

David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.

pigeoning by Miles Apart June 25, 2008

pigeoning 

The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.

Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.

pigeoning by LeKtiC July 22, 2010

Pigeoning 

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

Pigeoning by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016

pigeoning 

To carry messages back and forth between two groups or persons by way of a third party. An allusion to carrier pigeons who carry messages in a small note attached to one of their feet.

Also Pigeon, Pigeoned

Most of their conversations were pigeoned back and forth by one of her friends.

Reluctant to speak to his angry neighbor in person, the young man began pigeoning his apologies through his sister.

pigeoning by Evan Bittle October 31, 2007

Pigeoning 

An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.

Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.

Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.

Pigeoning by Pigeonus Erectus August 21, 2012