In a land not far, but oh so strange,
Lived a man whose height was a bit deranged.
With a magical stride, he'd take
juno for a ride.
He'd sneak into homes, oh what a sight,
To steal your toothpaste in the
dead of night.
Then wake you up with a thunderous blast,
An atomic bomb
fart, as he chuckled and tiptoed past.
On his chest, scars of battle show clear.
But oddly enough, they only sought
To appear when Juno, his feline
friend
Would come near.
So beware!
There's a man with a can of Tennent's, he'll share,
In his hand, a vape, the Noncealizer, beware!