Alexani

In a land not far, but oh so strange,
Lived a man whose height was a bit deranged.
With a magical stride, he'd take juno for a ride.
He'd sneak into homes, oh what a sight,
To steal your toothpaste in the dead of night.
Then wake you up with a thunderous blast,
An atomic bomb fart, as he chuckled and tiptoed past.
On his chest, scars of battle show clear.

But oddly enough, they only sought
To appear when Juno, his feline friend
Would come near.

So beware!
There's a man with a can of Tennent's, he'll share,
In his hand, a vape, the Noncealizer, beware!

everybody wants to be Alexani

by Salum February 29, 2024