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She is the most sweetest in the world and never let u down she will stick by ur side no matter what going on she even loves her family
Alexani the sweetest in the world
In a land not far, but oh so strange,
Lived a man whose height was a bit deranged.
With a magical stride, he'd take juno for a ride.
He'd sneak into homes, oh what a sight,
To steal your toothpaste in the dead of night.
Then wake you up with a thunderous blast,
An atomic bomb fart, as he chuckled and tiptoed past.
On his chest, scars of battle show clear.

But oddly enough, they only sought
To appear when Juno, his feline friend
Would come near.

So beware!
There's a man with a can of Tennent's, he'll share,
In his hand, a vape, the Noncealizer, beware!
Alexani by Salum February 29, 2024

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.
You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Nicholas Alexander 

The guy who successfully managed to pirate Warcraft III, so that he could play Defense of the Ancients.
EvaX : I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast, to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of the Ancients, congratulations Nick, enjoy your DOTA. *sips coom* ahh~~.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.