Farted 

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

Farted by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008

Farted 

To be Farted; Firmly press with the heel of your hand left to right and back across the belly. Start from the top of the belly around the abdomen and move down towards the belly button, you should fart by then.
Tina J.

My Honey farted me last night so I could go to sleep.

Farted by wydancer March 7, 2017

Farted Shit 

Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry

Farted Shit by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

Farted in the bed sheets 

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Farted in the bed sheets by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

farted a can of pepsi 

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

farted a can of pepsi by pluvuto February 9, 2021

Farted In 

To Fart In (something) (someone) ect,

Man: Hahaha, I farted in your mug!
Man2: Why, Discusting!

Farted In by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 March 26, 2021

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020