Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

tweeter's remorse 

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

tweeter's remorse by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

tweeter stick 

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

tweeter stick by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008

serial tweeter 

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.

@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

serial tweeter by stopyourserialtwitter@as August 28, 2010

sweeter tweeter 

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

sweeter tweeter by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

tweezer squeezer 

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

tweezer squeezer by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Tweeker Status 

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

Tweeker Status by Jessica November 23, 2004