Food 

The best thing that has ever happened to earth.

Sam: Food is life bro... literally.

Food by PersuasionGoddess December 10, 2016

food 

the solution to all of women's problems.

woman: Im ugly
My boyfriend dumped me
My job sucks
Everyone hates me
Im on my period
I have acne
I scare little kids
Food: Im here for you babe!!

food by Boominspeakers July 24, 2012

Food 

The best thing ever

Everyone loves food

Food by Natalie090 January 27, 2017

food 

a substance you eat,then poop out.usually followed my a nap.

hungry.....need food....

food by fungie May 19, 2004

Food 

In United Kingdom drug dealers use it as another word for drugs

Man we have to get rid of this food

Food by Afemaleintheworld April 23, 2018

Food 

A basic human right that is restricted to stores and restaurants. If you try to steal food for your starving family you'll be locked away.

Food like water should be free.

Food by A Human Male August 7, 2018

food 

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

food by Your Mom June 18, 2006