a series of long shaft-like tubes used for the sensual transfer of internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output between one lover to another.

Stan: hey joe you got a package today.

Joe: really!? hey its my poopler pipeline!

Stan: REALLY!!!!!! do you want to poopler!!!!!

Joe: HELL YEA MY CHALKEY!!!

poopler pipeline by the wood1 March 31, 2011

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Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

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phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

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SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

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