Nob shiner 

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

Nob shiner by Craig August 10, 2004

(K) Nob Shiner 

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

(K) Nob Shiner by Ali August 29, 2004

nobshiner

one whom shines nobs

Oi, nobshiner! Get your hand off it!

nobshiner by nobshinerous August 18, 2003

nobshine

head job...to shine sum ones nob or suck ther nob

fuck deyan stop shining william panagopoulos'z nob
:but i cant help it

nobshine by blind October 3, 2003

nobshine

Deyan Blinky Stojanovski a.k.a Blinky Bill is a nob shining badhead cockluving kid.

Deyan:I was havin a dream about suckin Jlo's tits n it turned int a dik, but i kept suckin neway.

nobshine by bstylz September 3, 2003

nobshine

Fukin Dumb Bitch Slapped Kunt Dat Finkz Hez Hard, Iz Bald and Choded and Gay=Mr.Mifsud is all that, fukin nobshine.

Bernie : Sir do u hav sum supa glue or sum shit?

Mifsud :Wat?

Wat a fukin idiot, i wanna kill him.

nobshine by bstylz August 31, 2003

nobshine

Conrad Smith a.k.a Constantino-rad)

Conrad iz a fukin nobshine wit curry pubes. He wantz 2 shine nobz 4 a livin and luvz da cock.

nobshine by bstylz August 31, 2003