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A vape or cuvie. Term originated in florida
Can i hit your peezer
Peezer by rexbolt August 9, 2021
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Peezer is a member of the infamous highschool group called the Peezers
“Hey did you hear about kenneth joining the Peezers?”
“Bro, you’re late, he’s been in the Peezers.
Peezer by RyanFl- February 28, 2019
The greatest band ever to be made. The most original name, usually suggested by the tallest person in the band. The band consists usually of a loncoln as the main vocalist of the band. However, the band name is usually hated by the band members at first, but they will later grow to love and cherish the name.
Tomus: Let us name the band Peezer!
Loncoln: No, Peezer is terrible!
Peezer by localairdropper April 16, 2023

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013
The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014