surprise sex 

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

surprise sex by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

surprise sex 

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

surprise sex by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Surprise Sex 

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

Surprise Sex by JJJpowww December 16, 2008

Surprise sex 

A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex

(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn

Surprise sex by emoboy173 October 19, 2008

Surprise Sex 

Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.

I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?

Surprise Sex by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005

Surprise Sex 

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

Surprise Sex by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Surprise Sex 

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

Surprise Sex by lololasd April 6, 2009