Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in
American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.
Scheisse (the
English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant,
disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.
Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!
-or-
Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in
the door!
-or-
Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb
-or-
Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!
Scheiser,
I forgot I am
supposed to say Scheisse!