Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

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Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015

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Simoning • simoneing • semoning • Shmoning

simoneing

To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.

She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly

simoneing by simonesita January 13, 2014

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Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

Simoneing by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

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semoning

when you are at the movies and your partner wants to have extra Sause on there popcorn and puts your penis threw the bottom of the popcorn and then proceeds to touch you until you ejaculate on the top of the popcorn

i want your semoning

semoning by your dawgy dawg dawg big D egg January 3, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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