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Used to describe a being that demonstrates these qualities: large in stature, jacked physique, able to inhale large amounts of food. Common examples include Donkey Kong, Bowser, Ganondorf, King K. Rool, Incineroar, etc.
Friend 1: "Check out that guy benching 315 for reps over there!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit. I wouldn't wanna step into his gauntlet. That's a big boy."
Friend 1:"No dude. That's a horky bastard."
horky by ajetjennings January 14, 2021
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adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.
"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."
horky by Liz February 25, 2004
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horky rumble fish 

1. noun
n. a nick name for a beloved shepherd in a frisky mood

2. adjective
adj. how you feel after having consumed parts of a spiny lobster at dinner when said parts, owing to the bad oysters at lunch, come raging simultaneously through your nostrils, and out yer ass
n., e.g., "Who's a horky rumble fish?!"

adj., e.g., "Whoa there, not even the lemon fanta could help after seven hours of horking and shitting that goddamn crustacean. Who would put a radiator next to a toilet, when there was even the most remote possibility of horky rumble fish ignominy?
horky rumble fish by Hork Meister December 16, 2011

horky corky hamstring 

The act of putting your dick between your partners thighs, spitting in it and spinning them around like a helicopter.
I heard James gave his girlfriend a Horky corky hamstring in the disabled bathrooms last week

Horny nigga laundry basket 

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

Heart Horny 

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
Heart Horny by thebroshow December 3, 2018