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Alamedy is someone that likes you, but won’t admit it. They usually say something really sweet and then they will say something that tones it down or has a slight passive aggressive tone. They usually won’t show or don’t like their emotions and it is very hard to get them to open up.
R- Omg gabe is such an alamedy.
M- no he’s not he doesn’t like me
R- he does he just won’t admit it
alamedy by BlueBaddie November 9, 2020
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if you live here you know that it is tight you just gotta know what to do with you time here, go to farm parties and rep west meda boys.. naw im kidding but on the real alameda is a hella little island next to oakland and the beach smells like sewage. you should go there though its tight.
alameda made a t-shirt that says "where the hell is alameda?"...that says something...
alameda by meda bitches August 25, 2006
An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.
"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."
alameda by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

alameda, ca 

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.
My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

Alameda peeps 

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda
Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

alamedine 

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts
person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason
alamedine by snoop fish November 24, 2021
The best school in the world.There cross country team is great and they are have cute girls and the best teachers you will ever meet
Barnard said alameda is great
Shane said ya it is
Alameda by Bloka October 2, 2019