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iraqable 

Someone you wouldn't look twice at in the USA, but in Iraq looks pretty fine, especially after the 6 month mark. This difference is exemplified by the numerical female rating system as adapted for use in Iraq. In the USA, this system rates women on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is FUGLY and 10 makes you cream your jeans. In Iraq, only the numbers 0 and 1 are used, much like binary code. A 1 is someone you'd be willing to have sex with because she's iraqable, and a 0 makes you reach for a folded steak.
Leroy: Damn dawg! Check dat ho over dere. Sista be nasty as hell, yo! Look at the guacamole drippin' outta her shorts!
Raoul: Dude, she's iraqable.
iraqable by TaskForceMung February 15, 2008
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Iraqable 

A Chick hot enough to bang in Iraq, but not in the states.
Dude that chick is Iraqable, but i wouldn't be caught dead with her in the States.
Iraqable by Dirty Sanchez 69 September 23, 2007
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Iraqable 

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex. It means a person that would normally be well below your standards, but looks decent enough to sleep with while deployed to Iraq.
She's not pretty, but she's Iraqable.
Iraqable by PFC Ninja February 19, 2009

iraqable 

A woman who would not typically be pursued by the average male in the real world, but in Iraq becomes much more attractive for the lack of better options.
Man, Butler was a total dog back in the states, but now she is totally Iraqable!
iraqable by barnaclebarney October 28, 2009

Iraqable 

Classification for somebody you'd have sex with while deployed to Iraq. Generally refers to somebody you wouldn't dream of having sex with back in the U.S. unless you were completely drunk. Since alcohol is forbidden in Iraq, your only excuse is that you've been in Iraq for too long. In most cases this means over three months although in some rare and desperate cases it can be as little as one month or as much as thirteen months for the deeply religious.
"She's kinda ugly..."

"Whatever, she's Iraqable."
Iraqable by PVT Tentpeg May 12, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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