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This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine (probably because these canid animals miss when they hump the female so the semen will miss, I think).
Dirty Friend: "Lol. Look at that dog's knot. Now it's stuck with the female"
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."
Knot by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018
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1a. An intertwine of a rope or string, usually either by itself or in pairs, which often serves to fasten something together (i.e. lacing shoes) or prevention of i.e. beads falling from a string.
1b. The act itself of tying things together.
2a. The thicker or harder part of a typically cylindrical object (i.e. a log of wood).
2b. (1) The bulbus glandis at the base of i.e. the canine phallus.
2b. (2) The act of mating dogs becoming stuck together at the genital region as a result of the swelling of this organ during copulation.
2c. A firm, swollen area of the flesh often coinciding with a severe bruise.
3a. Shorthand for "nautical mile".
3b. A measurement of speed using this unit.
1b. The act itself of tying things together.
2a. The thicker or harder part of a typically cylindrical object (i.e. a log of wood).
2b. (1) The bulbus glandis at the base of i.e. the canine phallus.
2b. (2) The act of mating dogs becoming stuck together at the genital region as a result of the swelling of this organ during copulation.
2c. A firm, swollen area of the flesh often coinciding with a severe bruise.
3a. Shorthand for "nautical mile".
3b. A measurement of speed using this unit.
Ex. of 1a. - Tie this string into a knot.
Ex. of 1b. - Knot this rope as well while you're at it.
Ex. of 2a. - The knot in this piece of lumber makes cutting it rather difficult.
Ex. of 2b. (2) - Hey man, look! My dog just knotted the neighbor's dog!
Ex. of 2c. - Fuck, this knot on my forehead hurts really bad.
Ex. of 3b. - Our approximate speed is 20 knots.
Ex. of 1b. - Knot this rope as well while you're at it.
Ex. of 2a. - The knot in this piece of lumber makes cutting it rather difficult.
Ex. of 2b. (2) - Hey man, look! My dog just knotted the neighbor's dog!
Ex. of 2c. - Fuck, this knot on my forehead hurts really bad.
Ex. of 3b. - Our approximate speed is 20 knots.
knot by noreturnfrom86 February 17, 2020
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The KNOT is a Slang term used to describe the Swollen area of a Canines penis. This swollen area is call the "Bulbus Glandis". Its is located towards the base of the penis. During the act of mating, when the male dog enters the vagina of the female dog, this area swells up. Once swollen, the dogs will be "TIED" together for upto 25min while the male is ejaculating. This increases the changes of conception by sealing the semen in the uterus. Since the Females Vagina points downward, the semen would simply drain out due to gravity.
knot
A wad of money; a stack of cash you keep in your pocket.
Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $100s if you plan on spending.
Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $100s if you plan on spending.
"Cash in the sweatsocks, check the sweatpocks, got a knot in there the size of an X-Box" - Cam'ron (It's Nothing feat. Hell Rell)
"I go get that paper, a mega fucking watch
I be pullin out knots, that can buy me a, yacht" - Lil' Scrappy (Money in the Bank feat. Young Buck)
"I used to play the block like that, i used to carry knots like that, now i got Black Cards, good credit and such, baby boy, cause i'm all grown up!" - Jay-Z (30 Something) (Kingdom Come)
"I go get that paper, a mega fucking watch
I be pullin out knots, that can buy me a, yacht" - Lil' Scrappy (Money in the Bank feat. Young Buck)
"I used to play the block like that, i used to carry knots like that, now i got Black Cards, good credit and such, baby boy, cause i'm all grown up!" - Jay-Z (30 Something) (Kingdom Come)
knot by gfunkdocta November 16, 2006