"Atenism" is a religious worship to the Aten meaning "sun disc" or light mentioned in Torah, Bible, and Quran (Genesis 1:3-5; Psalm 84:11). The first covenant of this way of life had been ushered in by the 18th Dynasty pharaoh, Amenhotep, who later changed his name to Akhenaten: meaning "Effective for the Aten" when leading his followers out of traditional Egyptian worship to false idols. Most of what the religion was about was lost after Akhenaten’sdeath, until the "Prophet Naziyr" who published a book in 2021 entitled "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" which reveals the mysterious scroll of the Atenism religion.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).