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Mocha Stroka 

A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
Mocha Stroka by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012
Related Words

strokaging 

the act of obsessingly rummaging through The Strokes information on the internet via pictures and videos
Man, last night I was strokaging so bad but I found this really hot picture of Julian making out with Albert hell yeah!
strokaging by heyitsmeeee September 4, 2009

strokasaurus 

"I caught my girlfriends brother in his room wacking off like a strokasaurus!"
strokasaurus by J-Rolla April 10, 2009

strokahontas

This is another name fore a real loser or stroke.

Named after the famous disney movie.
Strokahontas over there is brown nosing w/ the bosses.
Im going to fuck his wife for that...
strokahontas by vdux1 June 18, 2008

Strokian 

characteristic or reminiscent of the American alternative rock band The Strokes, specifically the sensible qualities and Post-9/11 influence most associated with The Strokes.
You like The Strokes?

Their early work was a little too 80's punk-rock for my taste. But when Is This It came out in '01, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp, Strokian sound, and a new sheen of punk-rock revival that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Kurt Cobain, but I think Julian Casablancas has a far more bitter, cynical sense of lyricism. In '03, Casablancas released this; Room on Fire!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Reptilia". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the dangers of the peer pressure and the prevalence of drugs. It's also a personal statement about the band itself!

La Stroka 

La stroka is a legendary creature whose existence is suggested but is widely unrecognized. La stroka has been thought to inhabit the Indiana and Ohio planes but recent sitings in Southern Arizona have recently been documented. Those who know la stroka know that she can be overcome with a stoke at anytime but is more likely to when she is in need of large amounts of attention which occurs quite frequently. It has been said that there is no way to get rid of a la stroka except for loud mariachi music and good mexican food two things she extremely dislikes. If one can overwhelm la stroka with an excessive amount of mariachi music and mexican food it is believed that la stroka can be overcome and defeated for good.
Everything was going great until la stroka showed up and pretended to have a stroke.

Make sure you pay la stroka some attention of she'll pretend to have a stroke so everyone will sympathize with her.
La Stroka by jamal higgins July 18, 2012