The most perfect, length, shape and girth. Absolutely perfect for providing the right amount of pleasure inside a woman because it is the perfect fit. Feels large and round when feeling it in pants especially jeans. Looks great in Spider-Man pyjama shorts. Is also extremity handsome looking when exposed to the naked eye with the most perfect shiny head. Tastes amazing when sucking on its beautiful head. But feels oh so good when fucking. Great for having those blended orgasms. And the orgasm it provides makes the build up feel like you have just fallen off a cliff and you don't know what's going to happen when suddenly your wings open up and your flying!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)