Green Choi

Green Choi: A Korean-American born little bitch boi. Traits of a Green Choi usually consist of a small wheenus, lack of hair, short height, stamina, bad smell. Be very wary of the Green Choi as they are an adamant gay liberal satanist whom will take your blood to sacrifice it to his god Buhinga to win it's favor. Other special qualities of the Green Choi species consist of getting in lots of car accidents but not bothering to go to court to save money as the logical part of the Green Choi brain is drastically reduced. One would assume that they would then have a primal state of mind but alas the Green Choi is an starving, endangered, unmating species as they constantly Reee at anything. The Green Choi can usually be found at a Star Bucks serving green tea as his poor life decisions and lack of social skills has reduced him to welfare card and social benefit abusing degenerate. Be wary of ordering drinks from a Green Choi as they will usually REE at you for how privileged you are to afford Starbucks.

Eww did you see that Green Choi he fucking ree at me after crashing into my car and then I saw him at starbucks the next day and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Green Choi by Alexander Reznov August 31, 2018

Green Choice

A yummy, delicious and healthy spread of peanut butter that has lightened people's lives for generations. This favorite in the cupboard has become a staple in so many homes all across Scandinavia. Everyone wants a piece of Green Choice and to be part of the community of Green Choicers. Once you go Green you never go mean!

A life without Green Choice peanut butter, is that even a life?!

Green Choice by PB_ November 24, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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