Tetard
Tetard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018
Related Words
tetard • tetarded • Cactus Tetard • teatard • Textarded • terard • textard • Tretard • Teard • Teardrops on my guitar
tetard
tetard by stevenqball November 22, 2005
Cactus Tetard
1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.
1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."
2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"
Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"
Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
Cactus Tetard by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018
Teardrop tattoo
A tattoo of a teardrop, under the eye of a person that has been raped in prison.
The teardrop tattoo is humiliating as the prisoner had the tattoo forced onto them and it may also indicate they're someone else's property, to be sold and traded throughout the penitentiary.
An urban myth exists in some circles that the teardrop means the wearer is a murderer; this myth was likely started by those that have been raped and 'teardropped' in prison. Some will even foolishly get these thinking it will earn them respect because they've seen tough looking lifers and ex-cons wearing them, not realising these guys were once weak/jumped and raped when they first entered prison long ago.
When you think about it... Can you imagine a murderer who wants others to fear them, asking a tattooist, 'Please place a tiny tattoo on my face that makes me look like I'm crying."
Hahahaha it just doesn't happen. Except for a few circumstances, crying is frowned upon in the penitentiary; it's a sign of weakness. A murderer and a rape victim are polar opposites of the prisoner spectrum and realistically, would you cry after murdering someone or after being raped?
More recently, trendy rappers, hipsters, etc. who want people to feel sorry for them, get the tattoo thinking they'll fool others into believing they're grieving and perhaps some of them are, not realising that in prison terms it means they are in fact grieving their anal virginity and 'street' innocence.
The teardrop tattoo is humiliating as the prisoner had the tattoo forced onto them and it may also indicate they're someone else's property, to be sold and traded throughout the penitentiary.
An urban myth exists in some circles that the teardrop means the wearer is a murderer; this myth was likely started by those that have been raped and 'teardropped' in prison. Some will even foolishly get these thinking it will earn them respect because they've seen tough looking lifers and ex-cons wearing them, not realising these guys were once weak/jumped and raped when they first entered prison long ago.
When you think about it... Can you imagine a murderer who wants others to fear them, asking a tattooist, 'Please place a tiny tattoo on my face that makes me look like I'm crying."
Hahahaha it just doesn't happen. Except for a few circumstances, crying is frowned upon in the penitentiary; it's a sign of weakness. A murderer and a rape victim are polar opposites of the prisoner spectrum and realistically, would you cry after murdering someone or after being raped?
More recently, trendy rappers, hipsters, etc. who want people to feel sorry for them, get the tattoo thinking they'll fool others into believing they're grieving and perhaps some of them are, not realising that in prison terms it means they are in fact grieving their anal virginity and 'street' innocence.
Teardrop tattoo by Chad the gooch October 1, 2019
teatarded
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.