rubidium 

A Random Boner, or an unexpected erection. Called a rubidium due to the element's symbol being Rb

I was sitting in maths when all of a sudden, i got a Rubidium!

rubidium by Face-Munch3r September 3, 2011

Rubidium 

The 37th element in the perio dick table. It is a alkaline metal who has 5 PEL and has e- configeration of Kr5s1. Rubidium is also the element that road cyclists go crazy about. It is said that GCN - Global Cycling Network, Pro cyclists, and serious ametures, controlls 69.420% of all the world Rubidium. This stupid grey metal is also nicknamed "Road-bikedium" by the people in lycra. Road cyclists also enslave people like gays and homosexuals to work in Rubidium mines for their own gain. GCN alone owns a whopping 1,337 slaves primarly from SE asia and Africa to work in Rubidium mines for GCN's personal gain.

Rubidium - the 37th element that cyclists go crazy about for zero reason.

Rubidium by Knmagor December 4, 2023

Rubidium Shake 

A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.

"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."

Rubidium Shake by C L G June 28, 2018