assertain 

slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass

"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"

assertain by JMmm June 9, 2005

assertain 

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

assertain by QuacksO February 28, 2019

assertain 

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

assertain by JMmm June 8, 2005

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Advertainment

Where advertising and entertainment converge, Advertainment creates a lasting memory in the minds of viewers by engaging them through visual storytelling. Advertainment is a shift away from product-centric messaging and has become the most powerful strategy for marketers to create an authentic emotional connection with their brand.

Branded content or brand clips, commercials vignettes that are packaged like mini-movies and barely mention the advertiser’s name.

Brian Dnazis, Chief Revenue Officer at Virool was quoted saying "This is the year of advertainment!" More and more advertisers are shifting towards creating entertaining and meaningful advertainment rather than 15 - 30 second infomercials.

Advertainment by Slim10 February 25, 2015

Allertaine 

A homemade energy drug consisting of Gfuel, Gatorade Thirst Power, condenced sugar, and perscription pills such as Adderall and Tylenol. Typically mixed in with a drink, snorted, or inhaled.

Bro did you see Trevor last night? He was acting wack after he snorted a gram of allertaine.

Allertaine by Drugster November 12, 2016

Assertiveness 

To speak clearly your mind

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy

Assertiveness by McRule June 9, 2004