shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

shlong by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

Shlong by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

shlong by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Aka: Sarah T

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

Shlong by Sarah's shlong April 19, 2018

Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.

I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!

Shlong by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

shlong by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

Shlong by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021