antenance

to suddenly remember something from your past, a memory or a conversation that was assumed it was erased from your mind completely. experiencing the memory with such vividness, you feel a soft feeling of wanting to go back, to experience the memory once more.

"suhh dude, this antenance is makin me thirsty for some Looney Toons"

to think, antenances would be the solution to alzheimer's, if only old people would suck it up lmao

antenance by epochalypse May 14, 2018

Mantenance 

Any form of male grooming.

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"

Mantenance by joshinatorg January 29, 2009

Antenne Mic 

Antenne Mic is a microphone often used by people who use the nickname Stoffi06.

Stoffi: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: Damn your microphone sounds like an antenne inside a microwave.
Stoffi: BZZZFUCKZZZYOU
Me: I think you have an Antenne Mic

Antenne Mic by bjørnejævel February 11, 2020

mantenance 

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.

Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.

mantenance by zerokos December 15, 2009

attendance whore 

any truant officer who works for a school district

the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

attendance whore by Anonymous November 3, 2003

attendance nazi 

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

attendance nazi by Ray_man May 17, 2007

Attendance queue 

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.

1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.

Attendance queue by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011