Power drinking

A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.

Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.

Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.

Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?

Power drinking by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

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Power Hour Drinking Game Album

A Power Hour with 60 shots of beer consumed while playing "Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking Game Album" with the shotglass USB.

According to the creator, it is most accurately described as "A social utility that enhances real time person to person social interaction with timed engagements that connect beer to your face."

"Dude, where the hell are your pants????!!"

"PANTS OPSHUNUL. Sexty shots ago...Power Hour Drinking Game Album. Ali Shhhpagnola. Roooockkkk OUUTTT. Shot...glash...youuu-ez-bee. Say hi...your mom...shithead-face."

Power Hour Drinking Game Album by GreyTheDragon April 2, 2013

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drinking powder

powder, that makes you drink like a fish

often cocaine of super low quality snorted copiously

damn i'm getting wasted, lets snort some drinking powder and have another drink or four...

lets get a ton of drinking powder and rage all weekend

drinking powder by skateboardkid420 November 3, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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