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The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.
"I wonder what Hoffin is meeping for"
hoffin by eluebke1 March 11, 2018

hoffin that cig 

the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.

Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.
(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!
hoffin that cig by Miiirdock April 14, 2009

Heema Hoffin 

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...
"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

HuffingDonnie 

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.
Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!
The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.
Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012
A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.
***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***
hoffnar by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006