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light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.
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Light Pollution 

When there's so very many lights from a city that it obscures the night sky, making star~viewing almost non~existant.
Gawd, I Hate Light Pollution because it interferes so badly with my viewing of the stars & moon at night! There's so much better viewing in a small city or the countryside!
Light Pollution by Starchylde August 11, 2015

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.
We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!
Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

light up your wrist 

jewellery always makes you kind of look better like that was just like an expression for, you know just like, feel like yourself you know, have confidence like its like the best kind of love
and i bet you never had it like this

real good lovin light up your wrist
light up your wrist by marker lee December 21, 2019

funny in the light

Looking unreliable or sketchy in the face of the public.
(Ex. Dj Akademiks: Drake was looking funny in the light after being dissed by Pusha T)

Light fuse and get away!!!! 

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!