The time spent in a public restroom after you
poop, waiting for everybody to
clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of
people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so
long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to
poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom
forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"